The Complaint of a Literature Student

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

I UNDERSTAND THE HEATING HAS BEEN/SHOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED ON LAST WEEK. UNFORTUNATELY, MY FRIENDS AND I LIVING HERE HAVE STILL BEEN SUFFERING FROM THE COLD. I HAVE COME TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO WEAR 4 LAYERS WHEN I STUDY - INCLUDING A JACKET FOR OUTDOORS - AND MY HANDS AND FEET FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN DIPPED IN ICED WATER. THERE IS MIST ON MY BRITA JUG FROM THE COLD AND MY CELL-PHONE FEELS LIKE IT WAS PLACED IN THE REFRIGERATOR. I HAVE TO CURL UP IN BED EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE IT IS TOO COLD TO EXTEND MYSELF FULLY AND MY BODY PILLOW IS TOO COLD TO HUG. IF YOU GO ON FACEBOOK AND READ OUR STATUSES, YOU WILL FIND THAT MOST IN THE BUILDING ARE SUFFERING FROM THE SAME PROBLEM. PLEASE HELP US. WE WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT.